I used to sniff coke but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils

weird names continued

Alan A. Daiswerk
Alan D'Family (incestous? all in the family?)
Alan Goodtime
Alba Tross (he really flies...)
Alberto Viofive (five what?)
Albie Latefordinner (he's probably maltese - qalbi i'll be late for dinner)
Aldo Anything (for a beer...)
Aldo Itmiselph (doesn't need help)
Aldo Kingsmen (humpygaydumpty....he'll do all the king's men)
Alec Tricity (shocking) (is he surcharged?)
Alex Blaine (please do explain)
Alex Blaine Layder (oh see you're busy)
Alf A. Romeo (guess what he drives....)
Alf Abet (does he know how to read?)
Alf Artigan
Ali Gator (RFC!)
Ali Goricle (maths...)
Ali Noya
Ali Tabed (early to bed?)
Ali Tarise (early riser?)
Alice Nofury (a calm person to say the least)
Alice Notlost (alas we didn't loose that pesky kid)
Alida Bug (a litter bug?)
Alison Wonderland (wonder where that came from)
Alla Nightlong (when they spend a night saying....god I'm cuming! I'm cuming!)
Alma Balzitch (balls itch?)
Alma Children ( how many?)
Alma Knack (knacking bitch)
Alonso Welkept (F1 fan)
Althea Thoon (tell me soon....without the lisp)
Alvin D'Lottery (hey we should be friends)
Amanda B. Reckonedwith (is she transgender? a man to be reckoned with)
Amanda Hugankiss (hope she's pretty to be hugged and kissed)
Amanda Love (yes all women say they want a man to love)
Amanda Lynn (which is her name?)
Amanda Yellatt (a man who gets yelled at)
Amber Green (she'll be a traffic warden)
Amelia Barfup (barf...)
Amelia Cooke
Ames High (always aims high but hits low)
Andrew Blood (it was a bloody fight)
Denny Beater (after they drew blood...he beat her)
Andy Gravity (he floats)
Andy Semite (jews must hate him)
Andy Structible (superman's cousin)
Angel Dust (maltese band - and some poor guy's name)
Angie O'Gram
Angie O'Plasty
Angus Beef (yeah being called beef wasn't embarrising enough...angus *tear*)
Anita Alibi (thats what her dad said)
Anita Bath (she stinks)
Anita Beer (yes i do)
Anita Biernow (thats true)
Anita Colbier (cold is a must be for beer!)
Anita Drink (no beer? i'll take a drink)
Anita Fixx (a need a fish to get pussy)
Anita Harecutt (here we have barbers)
Anita Hug (huggable)
Anita Joint (with the beer)
Anita Lift (don't drink and drive...)
Anita Mann (show me your wares and i might fill up the position)
Anita Newman (upgrade?)
Anita Nurse (i need one too...with those short skirts...)
Anita Phillup (open to phill up)
Anita Ralf (where did ralf go?)
Anita Rest (yes, after strenous stuff you need a rest)
Anita Tissue (just swallow and forget the tissue!)
Ann Angrimob (Vince marshalls crew)
Ann B. Dextrous (can do hand jobs with either hands) (or 2 at the same time)
Ann Chovie (fishy)
Ann Drogeny (male parthenogenesis in which the embryo contains only paternal chromosomes due to the failure of the egg nucleus to participate in fertilization - sorry for being technical)
Ann Dromeda (show me your stars)
Ann L. Eyes (analyze is what i usually do)
Ann O'Malley (anomally weird)
Ann Serdifone (sorry I'm busy...answer it yourself)
Ann Tartica (she's a cold bitch)
Ann Teaks (ancient)
Ann Tenna (what we need instead of cable!)
Ann Twerp (isn't that the name of someplace?)

Funny names

well i stumbled on this site which had some really weird names, reminded me of some blogger's post (was it jacques?)....hope you like it...

ps they're most probably american - thats why they're weird


Funny Names of Real People

A. Blinkin (got eyes?)
A. Nicholas Fivepennies (cheap!)
Aaron D. Tires (guess he drag races..)
Aaron Jeglad (glad for what?)
Aaron Yerfavor (naah not my favorite)
Abbie Birthday (some moron said happy without an h)
Abbie Seenia (Abysinia - "Ethiopia") (wonderful place)
Abe L. Tuwok (and he can walk)
Abe Ozo (?)
Abe Rudder (aeropane or boat rudder?)
Abel N. Willan (able and willin to do what?...l-iktar jekk xi xih u ma jahdimlux)
Abner Period (he must hate his family name)
Acassa Beer (acassa beer thats what i drink!)
Acassa Coke (you need many straws for this!)
Achilles Punks (greek mythology and punk music shouldn't mix)
Ada Burger (american and burger - appropriate!)
Adam Baum
Adam Meway
Adam Pimple
Adam Zapple (adam and z apple...)
Adelaide Evening (a delightful evening...thats what her parents said when they did her)
Adolph D'Plate (hitler serving anyone?)
Agusta Wind (blow me!)
Al B. Zienya (qalbi zinja? in maltese an adultrous heart)
Al Beback (cya!)
Al Bequerque (almost al barbeque)
Al Bino (he's white)
Al Cahall (a different way to say alcohol...but the message got through!)
Al Catraz (bad boy's going to jail)
Al Coholic (don't look at me!)
Al Dente (penne anyone?)
Al DePantzeu (all the pants eugh!)
Al Fabet (had kids...named them a b c...)
Al Fresco (the painting or jail?)
Al Gebra (mathematically speaking)
Al Gee (seasider)
Al Gore Ithem (maths freak)
Al K. Seltzer (good for a hangover)
Al Kaholic (i said stop lookin at me!)
Al Kickurass (yeah especially if he's a wimp)
Al Kida (kid me..)
Al Killeu (psycho)
Al Ligator (bites...or is he from Alligators RFC? :D)
Al Low (allow...min int?)
Al Lowe Vera (he smells)
Al Luminum (he's found alot around the house)
Al Nino ( al who?)
Al O'Moaney (moaner?)

more to come....